Category Archives: Humour
Job satisfaction
No matter what your job, you can always try to make the most of it …. —
My New Boyfriends
MY NEW BOYFRIENDS !!!I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long …
Protect your Password
Given the current climate re: concerns for computer and data security, I suggest you take this message seriously. This is for your own safety and security!If your workplace has been assessed and determined to be at a low level of risk,the following method is recommended to ensure no one can see your passwords or what …
Some bits still fit.
When I was in my younger days,I weighed a few pounds less,I needn’t hold my tummy inTo wear a belted dress.But now that I am older,I’ve set my body free;There’s comfort of elasticWhere once my waist would be.Inventor of high-heeled shoesMy feet have not forgiven;I used to wear a six,Now I wear a seven.And how …
Playing silly beggars with the camera
I’ve been messing around and thought I’d do my own emoticons.
The Spanish computer
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and …
Arlene and two adopted dogs. 