Arlene and two adopted dogs.

Just a blog from someone who loves to communicate with other dog owners

Just in case you wondered where I’d gone here’s a few jokes.


Son: “Dad, we’re learning about prisms at school. They’re fascinating.”
Dad: “That’s good son, because as a dyslexic black boy, you’re bound to end up in one.”

Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor ‘phones and says “Paddy, you realise you’ve got sugar diabetes.”
Paddy says, “Nice one, when do I fight him?”

It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.

A Muslim bloke I work with was bragging he had the entire Koran on DVD. Being interested, I asked him to burn me a copy. Well, that’s when it all kicked off!

Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says “Don’t laugh, your next!!”

An Irishmen wanting to become a Priest went to see the Bishop who said “You must answer 3 questions on the Bible”.
“1st – Who was born in a stable?”
“Red Rum” he replied
“2nd – What do you think of Damascus ?”
“It kills 99% of all germs” he replied.
“3rd – What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?”
“That’s easy” he said “Popeye kicked the shit out of them!!”

Little boy gets home from school and says “Dad, I’ve got a part in the school play as a man who’s been married for 25 years.”
His Dad replies “Never mind Son. Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part!!”

Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.
Paddy says “Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too.”
Mick agrees “I’m ordering one right now”
3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick “Has your woman turned up yet?”
“No” said Mick “but it shouldn’t be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!!

A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks “I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?”
The doctor replies “Yes, but you will have to be a little patient”.

In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: “I’ve blown the head gasket on my 2000 XR3i” rather than “I’ve just buggered a 14 year old escort”. The police still haven’t seen the funny side. My lap top’s been confiscated and the wife has gone off to her mother.

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10 Comments

  1. Hi Wolfie again, I shouldn’t bother about going to blogspot as I usually post the same thing on both blogs, I really should be more imaginative, 🙂 grand daughters 21st was a good evening, in good company, catch you later. keep warm or cool depends on the weather LOL

  2. Having another try Pen, Zak, Ruby and myself are all well and enjoying the fine weather, what a difference a bit of sunshine and mild temperatures make, Now i’ve got just so much to do in the garden I just can’t fit it all in, I’m just hoping it does last for a while longer Pen as , as I said too much to do, I hope you and other half [if you have one] are well too. hugs to you from we three X

  3. Hope you’re having a better time with passwords and w/p today Arlene! Did you get to Crufts this year? I intended to but my boss refused me even one measly day off to go and S are impossible for travel with engineering works and cancelled trains. Hope all is well with you and good to see you again 🙂

    • Hi there Sheila, thanks for commenting, yes I am enjoying the weather, and getting on in the garden, I’ve planted my dahlias, a couple of shrubs, mowed the lawn and pruned some shrubs, I had a hedgehog in the garden Saturday evening about 11pm 🙂 Hugs to you and Lucy XX

    • Hi Wolfie, You and I are like the bad penny, always popping up, LOL yiu can’t keep a good dog person down, lovely to see you comment and you haven’t forgotten me even though I don’t blog much,
      No I didn’t do Crufts this year, TBH I find the journey nust too much especially on my own, though I did have an offer from a friend to have a lift on Sunday, but as I had my Grand-daughters 21st on Saturday i declined, anyhow, we get so much info and kept up to date from friends via the internet it’s almost as good. Miserable old boss you have not letting you go, a pox on him I say. Take care and I’ll see you again. thanks for replying XX

      • I never forget you Arlene! In fact I’d been thinking about hauling myself over to that other blogging place to see if you’d been posting over there…and I did owe it a visit! It’s been nearly 3 months since my last visit over there oops!! Hope you had a great time at your Grand daughter’s 21st. It was a lovely day here so hopefully you enjoyed a sunny day for her 21st too 🙂 The journey to Crufts was putting me off too TBH. Sunday’s useless at the best of times on the train but Saturday…finish work at 2pm (early finish Sat’s) then hours on a train there and back…get there just in time to go home again likely as not!! You’re absolutely right. Info and updates via the internet work at least as well if not better. And it was far too sunny and spring-like to be cooped up on a train for hours! xx

  4. Wrote a long reply to you both but when Iwent to post, i had to enter my pw which i of course forgot and lost the reply I hate wp for this i’m off out willcatch you tomorrow

  5. HA hA ! what a Joy ..hope you are all enjoying the lovely weather. How’s that garden coming along then. We have got Frogs in the Pond quite a few.
    Hugs Sheila x

    • Hi there Sheila, thanks for commenting, yes I am enjoying the weather, and getting on in the garden, I’ve planted my dahlias, a couple of shrubs, mowed the lawn and pruned some shrubs, I had a hedgehog in the garden Saturday evening about 11pm 🙂 Hugs to you and Lucy XX

  6. Hello Arlene, great to catch up, and share laughter too, 🙂 … Hope you and t’others, (four legged ones) are fit and well. We’re having a mild weather time hereabouts, wondering if it’ll last. (fingers are tightly crossed) Much love to you, Ruby Tuesday and Zak-adoodle. xPenx

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