Arlene and two adopted dogs.

Just a blog from someone who loves to communicate with other dog owners

How Adam got Eve [not in the bible]


How Adam Got Eve — Priceless

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.


So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion

and that it would be a woman.
walking woman
He said, ‘This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.
She will praise you!

praise

She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

‘She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.’

love woman

Adam asked God, ‘What will a woman like this cost?’
‘An arm and a leg.’
Then Adam asked, ‘What can I get for a rib

old crone
Of course the rest is history…………!!!!

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5 Comments

  1. LOL good one Arlene xx

  2. Lol…good one Arlene 😉

  3. Where would we be without humour and friends to share it with, thanks for visit Marjie and Kirsten

  4. oh my goodness! heh heh heh
    k*

  5. Ha Ha Ha like this Arlene xxx

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