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Husbands for sale


Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand

it!’

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

PLEASE NOTE

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street

The first floor has wives that love sex.

 

T he second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

 

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4 Comments

  1. HooOOOOoWWWWWWLooooooooLL!! ROTFL 🙂 Brilliant! Loved it and now my sides ache from laughing! Great tonic!! 🙂

    • Feminist ! lol

  2. this is hilarious!!! probably way too true, too!
    ok so i finally get here after negotiating around a very annoying ‘survey with prizes’ mouse trap. you pick a prize, but they have already determined to give you the cheapest one offered, and the maze of endless continuing surveys is just plain rude. aggghh.
    so, now that im here, im trying to remember what i was going to say …
    it was something about all the comments you left, and how i thought i might reply here in one comment cuz it might be easier … or something. gaaa. surveys.

    anyway, thanks for all the comments! i love winter, and have been taking endless shots of icicles and tree shadows. the beau is the one in short sleeves in the snow. he loves the cold more than i do. thank you also for liking my photos. someday i hope to make real money with them.
    k☼

    • I hope you do make some money from your photos, hobbies are all very well, but a few pennies to help pay for them makes them even nicer.

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