Arlene and two adopted dogs.

Just a blog from someone who loves to communicate with other dog owners

Is this true, I think so.


Men Are Just Happier People

 

NICKNAMES

· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.

 

EATING OUT

· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 

MONEY

· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

 

BATHROOMS

· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

· The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

 

ARGUMENTS

· A woman has the last word in any argument.

· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

FUTURE

· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

SUCCESS

· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

MARRIAGE

· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

· A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

 

DRESSING UP

· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

 

NATURAL

· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

OFFSPRING

· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

 

 

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

 

 

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ….. and to the men who will enjoy reading it.


 

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6 Comments

  1. pretty funny! except the bathroom one … its the other way around at my house. heh heh
    k☼

    • I’d love to have a peek Kirsten.LOL

  2. Oh dear Wolfie, what a predicament, I really hope things will be sorted soon and for your benefit, are there many others sharing. ?
    Are you getting the chance to use the telescope or is the weather too cloudy, you are lucky. I’ve got to make do with some old Green Kat binoculars.

  3. LoL…needed a good giggle thanks! And in answer to your question…yes I did get the telescope…closely followed the following day by a re-possesion order notice on the house I’m living in 🙂 😦 Hence the lack of Wolfie presence on your recent blogs. Been bogged down trying to organise meetings with landlord etc. Currently being told all is under control and we have nothing to worry about…guess we’ll know how true that is depending on whether the bailiffs turn up with an eviction notice this week! 😦

  4. I think I’m going to have to tout for friends on here sob. thanks for feedback. Glad my dogs love me. but they’ll share me with you XX

  5. thanks Arlene, laughed my socks off, now my feet are too cold…
    Hugs, Woofs ‘n’ licks to you Tango and Ruby, …..xxPen ‘n’ Bessxx

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